Playboy Bunnies

I was at the Unitarian Universalist Women's
Conference. About 150 women were doing the Bunny Hop
around the banquet room at the Raddison. I felt very
powerful following a crone, thinking how she might
have done the bunny hop in high school when it was
first popular. As I got to the front of the room,
suddenly I realized that those little white tails that
playboy bunnies used to wear are actually markers of
kundalini energy. Those white balls on their lower
backs show the location of buried treasure, just like
the marks they put on the ground to warn of buried
cable. I wish I had one right now, a big fluffy white
thing to stick on my back, to remind me and everyone
else. I want that kundalini energy very badly.
Playboy bunnies are my new role models.